The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of
>a huge crowd.
>
>'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to
>make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you
>know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in
>the crowd go wild?"
>
>He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
>cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
>subsides.
>
>The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
>considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that
>with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
>go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of
>your subjects, but will go deep into the ir hearts, and they will forever
>speak of this day and rejoice."
>
>The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
>hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
>
>So the Pope slapped her.