Listen....there`s this old 3 speed Schwinn bicycle down stairs in one of the side entrances to my office. Both tires flat, full of dust, cobwebs and a tired, green and rust paint job. A real relic. Hasn`t been moved in years.

Hey, if you can`t get it running, let me know - I`ll slip the bike out of here and ship it to you so you have a couple of new lawn ornaments. I can pretty much guarantee your neighbors will LOVE it...

;-)

No offense intended, just having fun with your post.

Regards