While your post was clearly tongue in cheek, one comment IMO clearly wasn't.

I forgot that the silver lining here is that PTSC is "fully SEC compliant". As we all know, or certainly should, it isn't revenues, earnings, and corporate vision/judgment that makes stock prices rise --- nay, nay, NAY, my good but silly friend, it is instead the ability to fill out an SEC form. And just think --- PTSC possesses this ability in spades!

The only thing holding PTSC at .08 or above at this point is this silly little form that makes us SEC compliant. Mark my words, if we are late with a filing or fail to remain SEC compliant, absolutely no information will flow to shareholders and this stock will drop to sub .01

The fat lady will have sung and there will be nothing anyone can do to change things.

Let's hope we do remain a reporting SEC compliant company!