For anyone interested in the lyrics of the Bob Nolan song that Chuck Moore referenced on his blog, here is a link http://www.bobnolan-sop.net/Lyrics/Docs/Cool%20Water.htm
Chuck said that he thought Dan was a man until he learned that Dan was really a mule.
What I didn't know is that a mule is 1/2 donkey 1/2 horse. In case you didn't know a donkey is commonly referred to as an ass.
Dan=mule=1/2 ass > I bet we are all in agreement here