Another banner report and tremendous source of future optimism. Thanks for contributing your fair share to generating the over $1M per month hit on the balance sheet. But thankfully as you write in the report, the company will be unlikely to find a source of financing in the future past the $10M in cash it has on hand, so perhaps that means that even Eric isn't willing to let our public company pay his private employees salary.

You probably ought to convene an emergency meeting of the compensation committee and spiff yourselves each an even portion of the money that used to be gifted to Schrock and Falk.

signed,

Conspirator