I didn't understand his post as 100% serious - and while we are waiting for someone working at the USPTO I'm sure a little joking dream (or dreaming joke?) ist allowed. Especially if nothing else is happening.
By the way: Besides the lack of news from the USPTO I enjoy reading the board in the last weeks. No bad words, no bashing, no pumping - if only the shareprice would sit at $1 the silence wouldn't be so painful.
Have a great day - glty