"They added all the ingedients that were available. All they could come up with is beef stew. You can stir those ingredients a bit more, but you're still going to end up with beef stew, not the 5 course trukey dinner you're looking for."

That beef stew one day will turn into Crow, and then they'll have to eat that. It'll be very expensive, taste like crap, and be hard to swallow.