There once was a duck lemme tell you about Tried to go north, but couldn't get enroute Got stuck in the muck, really mired down In a dirty old pond just outside of town Paddle and flap, try as he might This duck was stuck, not prone to flight But wait here he comes, looks like he got loose Flying high wide and handsome just like a goose Wasn't quite sure what got him out of that rut Then as he went past, I could see the footprint on his butt. JMO RJ