my answer is in bold

a consensus has been reached on the board?

yes. they all agree that the k*ller was the butler with the candlestick in the library

Will Batman be boiled in boiling sulfiric acid?

No. He will be be saved by Superman's super dog Krypto. And Superman never ever let's lets him forget about it. Speaking of Superman & Batman the board has hired Superman & Batman to help them battle the "evil" patent infringers.

Will Robin escape The Shackles of Doom to save Batman yet again?

He will escape the shackles of doom but slips into a coma due to the effect of being held upside down so long.

Will the Giants actually beat the Patriots? (NOTTTTTTT...I hope)

If they do buy some ice skates.

Will Brady's foot be severed before the big game?

Yes but will be given a robot prosthetic and then stars in his superhero action tv show written by the writers of "Heroes"

Will Giselle Bundschen eat some pizza at her Superbowl party? And will she hold it down without running into the bathroom to keep her anerexic figure? Woman, EAT for crying outloud!!!

yes.no.

Will I ever be free of this stock? ... lol

Yes. When you sell it when it hits a bigger board (that is my bidding).