Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat.
He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront
him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six
years ago, he hasn't even looked
for a new one. All he does all day
is smoke cigars, cruise around and
BS with his buddies while I have to
work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college and
now has a job, he doesn't even
pretend to like me and hints that I
may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed, Clueless


Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief,
woman. You don't need him anymore!
You're a United States Senator from
New York running for President of
the United States. Act like one!!!!