I wrote this yesterday (the post this replies to), and while a couple of people did reply, I did not get satisfaction.  I wanted a sanity check.  Please have a look....

Now for something completely different:

A sanity check is most needed now, upon reflection of something that happened yesterday afternoon.  I'm out in my front yard, and a big white van that looked like a catering truck pulled up out front.  I thought it was a catering truck, 'cuz three guys dressed like chefs jumped out and approached me in a wiley fashion.  One was carrying a coat, and insisting I try it on.  Baffled, I declined, advising that "hey, it's 90 degrees out here", and "it's obvious that thing won't fit me anyway - those sleeves are way too long".  They got more aggressive, and tried to put that coat on me, backwards!  I jumped back and yelled "you guys are crazy", then ran in the house and bolted the door.

(Prepare for unexpected twist)

I went to my window to see those same guys going after my next door neighbor!

Sorry, something pushed my attempt at humor button.  Probably the recent craziness of this board. 

Now, please look at that post and tell me if I'm wrong!

SGE