LOL - "I dern neer spilt my big orange drink" on that one!  I remember it , Dad had an old reel-to-reel recording of it.  Hilarious!  They should re-publish it for later generations (it was probably done in the early '50's).  I wonder if there is an MP3 of it around?

Thanks for the memory!  My intro is still a "standard line" in my immediate family.

SGE