As long as we`re waiting, true story
Mom was admonishing 6 year-old daughter, Ali, for eating too much dessert and not enough good food.
Mom - ``You don`t want to get fat, do you``?
Ali - ``I don`t care``
Mom - ``well, if you get fat, the kids will make fun of you``
Ali - ``They don`t make fun of you``!?!?
Mom shut up (for the record,Mom is not fat)