10. J3 attorneys have eliminated client golf outings and sport fishing trips.

9. The jurors in Texas bring their lassos into the courtroom in case the defendants are deemed flight risks.

8. Settling for 8 figures is cheaper than attorney fees of 9 figures.

7. To buy stock of PTSC without the conflict of interest.

6. To downsize the J3 by 33%, making it easier for newbies to remember who is still being sued.

5. ---- Rash will have to take it from here ---