For those of you that like to trade: How to tell if the correction is over
# 10
Your wife tells you you are an idiot for all the money you lost in the last few days.
# 9
You are kicking yourself thinking my wife is right.
# 8
You look like a moron on your favorite board and your enemies post your recent bullish predictions.
# 7
You have your 4 year old pick up the phone when your broker calls you with a margin call.
# 6
You can`t sleep at night wondering when will the pain stop.
# 5
Forget about buying the plasma TV.
# 4
You swear never to make the same mistake again.
# 3
Deep down you know you`ll make the same mistake again.
# 2
You are frozen looking at your computer screen wondering what hit you.
# 1
You finally sell your stocks and they immediately turn around and go up again.