quackaphobe...lol, very funny, I've got the same affliction, only it's ALL doctors...last time I had blood taken I was spread EAGLE( pun intended) on the floor with my daughter holding my feet down, my wife sitting on one arm/shoulder and the QUACK on the other attempting to draw blood, and I was so freaked out my blood wouldn't flow...and let's not even discuss having blood pressure taken or going to the other quacks also known as dentists, lol...I'm not kidding, I know exactly what you mean.
Shakey