First, you are a pooper about our $20-$30 billion buyout, etc., now, what, you announce you're taking your skateboard and rolling on home!! LOL!
Anytime you're in LA (you know, Chris, the big city out West of you), contact me and we'll have lunch - I know you're at least 45 years old, but, don't worry, I won't confirm it! College student, indeed, heck, have you been enrolled at UCR since 1985? Learn to write like a college student, for Pete's sake!
LOL, good luck, Chris!