Brentie,
Maybe the single best post I have ever seen. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
A story: About 5 years ago, my wife went to a fund raiser where they had 200 bottles of wine on a table for $20/bottle. What made it interesting is that all the bottles were wrapped in foil. The actual value of the wine ranged from $5 to $300, but since it was a fund raiser, most were under $20 and only 1 was $300. Well, when she got home, we unwrapped the foil and she had picked the $300 bottle. We agreed that we would consume the wine when Afrezza had been approved. This is the longest I have ever been sober. Don't ask me the name of the wine. I only know it is a cabernet savignon. She has hidden it from me. Most likely, it has gone up in value more than my MNKD stock.