A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on
the counter. The bartender walks up and asks "What's in the bag?"The man
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9'' high and sets him
on the counter.He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano,
setting it on the counter as well. He reaches back into the bag once again
and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.The
little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by
Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.The man
responds by reaching into the paper bag once again. This time he pulls out a
magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. rub it." So the
bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a billow of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing before him."I will grant you one wish... Just
one wish... each person is only allowed only one!" The bartender gets real
excited. Without hesitating he says, "'I want a million bucks!"A few moments
later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then
another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep
coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Ya know, I think your
genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"No crap!!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch
pianist?"