I thought that it would be fun if we attached a picture that everyone could relate to, to represent 'Naked Short Man'. Gollum, for anyone who is familiar with Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is fitting for more than just his suitable appearance. Here is the more modern depiction.

He was willing to lie, cheat, steal and murder for the sake of, 'My Precious', and in the end he fell into the lake of fire. All was well in Middle Earth, and Frodo reaped enormous wealth and reward from his investment in Kimber Resources...or something like that!!