I can fell it all the way from here for gawd's sakes! Come on folks...NO QE3 today.

Let's see, how can 'the bernanke' speak in come hither tones? Let's face it, the guy doesn't have sixpacks. We are about too have a morsel tease instead of a strip tease, a 'promise' of action if necessary...but no consumation...just fragantly scented prophylactics...freely dispensed with no interest.

The pace quickens, the heart races and flutters, the cheeks flush, the knees weaken...and then the rush of anticipation is carefully subdued by subtle, but furtive caresses of expectation...and maybe, just maybe a garter belt flung to the bated audience.