Wonder what kind of an excuse the White House would think up?

Let me see.

Question to White House:

Why do you think Fox was able to report this three days before you said it happened?

White House:

Well, actually, Fox got it right. We did report it on the twenty eighth, but rather than steal the thunder from the Royal Wedding, we decided to delay till it was more convenient.

It doesn't change the facts, and it certainly puts the White House in a very positive light, considering the U.K economy and what the Wedding would do for them.

We will not take any questions at this time.

Thank you.

General U.S. public opinion:

What a nice thing to do!

Good Luck to all!