"...Tonight and tomorrow will kick off the effects of major physical changes as as Venus, Saturn, and Uranus are conjuncting [and] the powerful total SUN [moon/earth] eclipse will exert unbelieval tidal pressures on and below earth's surface... and its inhabitants!..."

A quote from a book that attempts to debunk this...

"The Sun has 1 unit of tidal force on Earth; the Moon has a little more than twice the effect of the Sun; and the other nine planets together with all their moons add only another 1/5000 as much. If all the planets were to align perfectly, their gravity would raise a 2-meter ocean tide by an additional 1/25 of a millimeter."

That's between one and two thousandth of an inch.

And from the same book...

"The book you are holding in your hands exerts 1 billion times as much tidal force on your body as the planet Mars when Mars is at its closest."