I like the first sentence the most:
"The greenback, which rose against the euro for the first time in seven days, benefited from flight-to-safety"
Dollar is safety, Wow I did not know that.

Further down they want me to go into a gold ETF because it is backed by gold? What is wrong with gold bullion?
Actually they want me into paper gold.
I like reading between the lines. It is the contrarian nature in me. Cheers.