I can't claim this is mine but it sure is fitting.

"The Government today announced that it has adopted as its national bailout symbol, the CONDOM because it most accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of p*****, and gives you a sense of security while you‘re actually getting screwed.

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that, does it?"

Good Luck to all!