while creedos such as "buy on rumor, sell on news" are only right about half of the time, the following are always true...or at least funny...

Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master. ~Alexandre Dumas fils, Camille, 1852

Luxury: The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house as a guest, and then becomes a host, and then a master. ~Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind. ~Kay Ingram

The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. ~Author Unknown

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ~Earl Wilson

One way to end up with $1 million is to start with $2 million and use technical analysis. ~Ralph Seger

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. ~Jay Leno