There are people out there who are richer, more powerful and better-looking than you are that need your shares. Won't you help? Let's face it, you pikers wouldn't know what to do with all of those profits anyway, so why not let people who are better prepared have them instead? Please form a line at the exits, nice and orderly-like. These people (who also have children that are better behaved than your own) are not willing to pay up, so they would like you to come to them instead. Thank you for your prompt attention to this pressing matter.