Sung to the tune of "Abraham, Martin and John" by Dion.

Has anbody here seen my old friend MMI

Can you tell me where it's gone?

I've seen a lot of stocks go bad

But this one takes the cake,

You turn around and then it's Gone

Has anybody here, seen my old friend GB

Can you tell me where he's gone?

He's got a lot of explaining to do

and we all wish he would

But you turn around and then he's gone

Has anybody here, seen our old friends at the OSC

You'd think they'd care what's going on

I've seen a lot of useless things

And these guys could care less

So bend over and turn around.

POR (my apologies to Dion)