after an intensive labor day weekend of "over-indulging in processed/ground meats" i thought it would be a good idea to "purge my system" and get back to normal....

the dulcolax package said "adults 12 and over, take 1-3 pills"......

as a fairly large adult i thought 3 pills would be in order....

for F's sake!!!......

i really would have liked to have kept some of my internal organs...and the fact that i could no longer control myself (all day long) was really not good for social relations today....

the commercials say things like "ahhhh..i feel refreshed!" or "back in the game!"..

they should say "OMG! i just shaT myself while walking to my car!!!" or "hi! my name is mudbutt"....

how can such a tiny tiny pill make that much difference!

excuse the pun....... but...."makers of dulcolax, you are now on my shtlist..."