in light of my knew strategy to re-enter the market i've decided to make the bunker available to "doomsayers", business meetings, family getaways and underground porno companies...anyone interested please send a cashiers check or money order made out to:

CJR promotions and bulk foods, glowing lake rd. #1, uranium, AK 37678

you're getaway will include travel to and from the airport in our custom limo

special weapons and camoflauge training with our elite special forces unit:

6 days and 7 nights in a secluded wooded setting

and unlimited acces to the clubhouse and pool facilities