Don! Don't get sucked into it! It's a trap!   ;-)

I know! I bought the dragon cream marriage rejuvinating serum and 

it almost worked. My wife left me but I felt really smooth and comfortable.

But then my identity was stolen. Boy, did I learn a lesson the hard way.

So, what's up with those Venezuelan Spa bath gold rubs? They use Crystallex,

the best emulsifying exfoliant for the skin. Works great. Buy now and you will get

three free Petrocoins to use on your next purchase of "Air"! This patented and 

highly volital neccesity is all the rage. Call today! 555-5555.   Does anyone really

send these people money?     Pffff!