My last two trips to a local Chinese restaurant have yielded almost identical fortunes - "You are about to get rich" type of thing. The kids seem to get a laugh out of the old man turning white, folding the bits of paper up and tucking them into his right shoe.

So, let's see here - up .001 per day. That's .005 a week. If we're waiting for a ten -bagger, then that's 720 weeks, or around 14 years. Hold on a minute - you mean to tell me I have to work 'til I'm 68 in order to take an early retirement? WTF!!