"""EZ I know you may not want to hear from me""

No that's not true at all, a good cry is cleansing for the system. Cividale your posts are actually inspiring, you have single handedly caused me to learn how to tie a noose, like a pro. Until your insprations I always thought I was a good shot, until I unfortunately missed myself and wounded my neighbour.... I hit him right in the ass. I tried to poison myself, but just my luck the dog drank it and now it looks like yours, that is a dog right?? I didn't want to insult the poor thing, if was actually another species."

Dude you are not funny, should stop trying, seriously