"the chair is against the wall......sky-king, sky-king this is cablecar.....john has a long mustache....."

to order your copy of the "conspiracy oriented organization of knowledge" (coook) handbook, complete with codes, phrases and currency valuations...please send 9.95 (cash/money order/cashiers check made out to cash)

TO: GW's Armageddon clearing and waffle house, 76 patriot Rd., glowing mountain, New Mexico 0001113

* "100% satisfaction gaurantee" does not apply if the end of the world does not occur...