``There is irreversible environmental destruction, irreversible,''
Ortega said about the mining operations. ``If there is some type of
remediation, and I don't know what in the world that could be, they may
still get their permits.''

This suggests to me the conversation went something like this:

Hugo: Come on in Yuburi, my you look nice in those Nike Sneakers and
purple sweat pants" OoooLlalala

Ortega: Thank you Huggy bear, I knd of like that aftershave you are
wearing, it smells like the medication I use on my infected moles"

Hugo: "Yes yes yes, very good I too have an infected mole"

Ortega: "Teehee"

Hugo: "Now Yubiri, the miners in Bolivar, seems like a real mess to
me, can we do anything to get these fedora totin boys to work?

Ortega: No, I have pretty well shut everything down including Las
Cristinas and Brisas, wowee those gringos were upset at me."

Hugo: But why my sexy purplesweatpanted wench, why did you do that?

Ortega: "Well I heard that there is much damage done in the area but I
didn't want to visit it because the humidity makes my azz itch"

Hugo (undoing top button of red flannel shirt):yes yes yes thats funny
when you said azz-itch It made me feel like having a sandwich. Anyway
is it possible that if the Gringos commit to fixing the destruction
that we let them spend their capitalist pig dollars in getting us a
couple of new mines, get the miners to work, then we can seize it
later.

Ortega(scratching her azz with dirty finger nails through her well
worn purple sweats): "I suppose so, remediation I have no idea how
they would do that, maybe I will look it up in my Mining for Dummies
hand book.

Hugo: "please do, I will be speaking to Rudolfo later, would you like
a bagel?

Ortega: "Why yes huggy bear, that would be nice."

Hugo: "Consider it done, now come sit on my lap"

Squishing sound as the lights dim............

cc Hugo Chavez, Yubiri Ortega