i would guess the meeting went like this:

CJRNEWSWIRE: 03/26/08 18:19z

CARACAS

po'd miners: "we hab assembled to leest our greebances about da coruption and da lack ub yobs mang.. ju promised us yobs mang..do ju see any yobs, i dont see no stinking yobs....wheres da yobs mang!"

govt representatives: "pank ju all por coming today, it's assemblies like dis dat make da peoples moobment great. we hab leestened to jor concerns and because ub jor stern committment to the peeples rebolution we are gonna ineetiate a committe to address dees concerns...again, pank ju all por coming and please help jorselves to a CVG ballcap on da way out...viva la revolucion!"