That would be funny if it weren't so true. Speaking of which....do you (or anyone else on the board) know of a book that explains in detail how the hedge funds\MM manipulate stocks and share price. "Tells" that your average retail investor could look for and that type of thing. There is a lot of theories everywhere about what is going on with our share price....from financing shenanigans to hedge funds selling to one and other? This topic seems worthy of a book.