Ok, that's downright funny. I can't give it 2 votes :(

Nadir, you should take lessons here and try make fun of me. I would find that a lot more entertaining to get hit with some wit! My barb at you was me just getting warmed up. There's nothing like a classy insult contest with very well chosen words to ad sting. I'm a fan of Hichhickers Guide to the Universe. Those fly swatters were put there on purpose.