It's all here. Read the top-ranked posts, or use one of the many links and read Vette's blog.

Newbies jumping in and expecting that longs should cater to their beck and call are acting a little too self-important.

If you want answers to all your questions then hire an investment professional. Having someone else do your DD costs you money in the real world. You can get a good leg up on it here for free. Just be willing to do some of the work yourself.