I am a 100% addict.

My wife claims she is not but her claim is, I believe, fraudulent.

The question I hear most often is, "How is Foxy doing?", I feel that is the equivalent of hitting the refresh button, and therfore makes her an addict by Proxy

The Copper Fox Addiction Cure Committee is, as we speak, meeting behind closed doors.

Lets hope they come up with the cure soon...