Am canvassing the board for interest in the acquisition of a goat, to enable a more accurate assessment of Connacher Oil prospects. Intent is to procure goat, take it to entrance to my broker's offices, slaughter it on the steps, and read the entrails. The assistance of fellow investors with experience in divination is desired, as I have none.

After reading of entrails and opining on prospects revealed, all will adjourn to my place for shish kebab.

Am hoping to improve clarity of our vision of this company's future.

What day is it, anyway?