I'm posting this kind of stuff just to take my mind of our current problems.

Two Toronto businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon- to-be-new store. As of yet there were only a few shelves up.

One said to the other,'I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his head in the door and ask what are we' going to be selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious passerby stuck his head in the door and in a strong Newfoundland accent said, 'what ye goin to be sellin in here m'bye's?'

With a drippingly sarcastic reply one of the men said, 'we're selling ass-h*les.

Without skipping a beat the Newfie replied, 'Well you're doin real good aren't ye....... only two left.'