PLEASE TAKE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND.

One day in the garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, "Lord I have a problem."

"what's the problem Eve?" replied God.

"Lord, I know you created me and you have provided me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, even that clownish snake to amuse me. But Lord, I am not happy, I'm so very bored, just sitting around eating apples, I'm really sick of apples."

"Well Eve," said the Lord, "I will create a man for you."

"What's a man Lord?" asked Eve.

"A man is a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, be vainglorious, all in all he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, stronger, and a good hunter. He will provide you with companionship and satisfy your desires. Yet, at times he will be witless, revel in childish things like fighting and kicking or throwing a ball about. He could be dangerous as he may even like to kill things. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice quite often."

'Sounds interesting," said Eve, " I'm intrigued, whats the catch?"

"Well as I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, self-absorbed, so you will have to let him believe that I made him first. It'll be our little secret. Woman to woman."