Bears are better than dolphins. They don't make that awful squeaky noise that dolphins do. I totally hate that. Bears are quiet. Most of the time you don't hear them until it's too late. But it's not a problem, because unlike dolphins, bears avoid people. In my books that makes them smarter than dolphins. Makes them smarter than people too. Ever notice how people cluster together? Bears don't do that. Bears are independant. They don't get married either, which is really smart. On the whole, bears rock, while people and dolphins totally suck. Well not totally, but bears are better.

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