There's this midget with a speech impediment who wants to start a horse ranch. So, he goes to a ranch and talks to a rancher and says, "Can I tee yur hortes."

The guy says, "Sure, I'll let you see my horses."

They go out to the paddock and the midget asks to look more closely at one of the fillies.

The midget says, "Will ya waise me up sa I kan tee hur eyez."

And the rancher says, "Sure, I'll let you see her eyes."

The midget says, "Te gut purdy eyez. Will ya waise me up sa I kun tee hur teef."

The rancher says sure, and does so. "Ahhh tee gut purdy teef."

Then the midget says, "Kun I tee hur twot?"

The rancher says, "What? "Kun I tee hur twot?"

So he stuck the midget's head up the horse's twat. "No! Kun I tee hur twot?"

So the rancher does it again. Then the midget says, "Wet me wefwase mytelf: kun I tee hur gallop?"