in the words of Al Pacino in Scent of a woman, all I can think of is:
WHOOOOOOOO WAAAAAGGGHHHHH
That'll do just fine, in fact it expresses my feelings exactly.
Trust me, being able to read the papers and listen to the radio doesn't make it any less confusing. If anything, it makes it worse. This thing has more angles than the Hope Diamond.
ebear