Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients

to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see

accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered.

" The second, from Chicago , responds,

"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color

coded.

" The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think

librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical

order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers . .. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

" But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut

them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.