Now that I have attained the office of Treasurer, I have decided to impose a 70% windfall tax on all Agoracom ARU posters. Henceforth, everyone who exceeds the daily average number of posts will have 70% of their points assigned to me.
This will ensure my rapid ascent to the office of President, which I'm sure you'll agree is a necessary step, since our current President is off somewhere in the Carribean pretending to be a pirate, when he should be right here managing the affairs of state. This shameful neglect cannot be allowed to continue, thus, given my incredible popularity, my winning smile and firm handshake, I have decided to make this ultimate sacrifice for the good of the board.
Once again, thank you all for your votes and I look forward to rul...er.. leading you in the days ahead.
Viva la Revolucion!
ebear