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Message: Airlines are having Problems lately. Working on New Slogans for them. What about these?

 

 

Airline Slogans Take Your Pic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Club 300 Suggested Airline Mottos:

 

 

 

We have red eye flights and black eye flights 

 

 

 

“We put the hospital in hospitality”

 

 

 

“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”

 

 

 

“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”

 

 

 

“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”

 

 

 

“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”

 

 

 

“We treat you like we treat your luggage”

 

 

 

“We beat the customer. Not the competition”

 

 

 

“And you thought leg room was an issue”

 

 

 

“Where voluntary is mandatory”

 

 

 

“Fight or flight. We decide”

 

 

 

“Now offering one free carry off”

 

 

 

“Beating random customers since 2017”

 

 

 

“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”

 

 

 

“A bloody good airline”

 

 

 

 

Be Good  Stay Well

 

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