{editorial comment: they should give the guy a medal for showing up the system}

Dumbass of the Year award is more like it.

1. Jet-skis 3 miles offshore? With nightfall approaching? Doh!

2. Climbs fence, crosses runway. Couldn't walk around, right? Too far.

3. Approaches employee. Liike I'm going to just show you the exit, thank you come again.

Needless to say, the guy was drinking just before he set out to capture the award. There's still 4 1/2 months left to go, but I'd say he's bagged it.

Incidently, they already knew the system was FUBAR so they didn't need him to prove it.

ebear